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Chad McComber

Chad McComber was born on an airplane that crashed into the Indian Ocean, unfortunately there were no survivors [Actually we're pretty sure he was born somewhere in Napa]. He was raised by Turks [in Napa] and educated by the many beatings he received [Napa public schools are tough]. He doesn 't believe in love and hates puppies [But he does like to combine the two anyway].

Chad was funny once when he made an off-the-cuff remark at a party and has been trying to relive that moment of glory ever since [we 're pretty sure the party was also in Napa]. We 're hoping that by giving him enough alcohol [and enough chances] he 'll be funny again. Rey hopes that by giving him enough arsenic he 'll be able to claim the title of "Cutest Member "again.